00:00
One call
Fifteen minutes. What you do, who you want calling you, and a couple of sites you like the look of. That’s the brief, and it’s the only meeting there is.
For New Zealand businesses
A proper website.
Live this week.
You see the first version within 24 hours of us starting. If you don’t like it, you get your deposit back and we shake hands. That’s the whole deal.
The gap
47 out of every 100 NZ businesses have no website at all.
InternetNZ, December 2025 · 750 businesses surveyed
No website · Has one
Not because they don’t want one. Because the last quote was $6,000, the process was going to take two months, and somewhere in the middle of it they were going to be asked to “send through some content.”
So the Facebook page keeps doing a job it was never built for, and the customer who searched for you at 9pm found nothing.
00:00 → 48:00
How it actually goes
Four steps, and a clock that starts when you say go.
00:15
Deposit, and the clock starts
50% to start. The clock starts once that’s cleared and we have what we need. No chasing, no drip-feeding, no waiting on you.
24:00
First version, on a real link
Not a slide deck, not a mockup in a PDF. A working site you open on your phone. This is the point where you can walk away and owe nothing.
48:00
Live
Two rounds of changes, then it goes live on your domain. One page inside 48 hours. Five pages inside a working week.
Why we can do in two days what usually takes two months
It isn’t a template and it isn’t offshore. We removed the three things that make website projects run long.
01
We write the copy
You are never asked to “send through some words.” That one step is what stalls most website projects for weeks.
02
No rounds of meetings
One call at the start, one look at the first version. That’s the entire process on your side.
03
We don’t wait on your photos
We pull what’s already on your Google listing and your Facebook page, and fill the gaps ourselves.
Total effort on your side: one call and one look at a link. About half an hour.
A closer look
Four of them, top to bottom
We’re a Meta ads agency. We started building sites because we got tired of sending paid traffic to bad ones. Hover any of these to scroll the whole page.
Swift Air & Electrical
Heat pump and solar installer. Built to take paid traffic, not to win design awards.
Kinderpod
Full ecommerce rebuild. Product pages, checkout, the lot. The ceiling is a long way above a five-page build.
Arbor Vista
Auckland arborists. Exactly the kind of trade business this offer is built for.
Jim’s Mowing Auckland
A quote page doing one job: turning a click into a booked job, on a phone, in under a minute.
“OMG what a difference. Clean, bright, clear, uncluttered. Space to visually take in what you are actually meant to be looking at.”
The guarantee
If you don’t like it,
you don’t pay for it.
You’ll see a real site with your business on it within 24 hours of us starting. If it isn’t right, tell me and I’ll refund your deposit the same day.
No conditions. No “let’s try one more revision”. No hard feelings.
I’d rather lose four hours than take money off someone who isn’t happy with what they got.
Dylan
Odyssey Projects · Auckland
After it’s live
Nobody tells you this bit until the invoice arrives.
So, up front. Pick one, or neither.
$99/mo
+GST
Looked after
- Hosting, SSL and your domain managed
- Daily backups
- Security and uptime monitoring
- Unlimited small changes. Text, images, prices, hours, adding or removing a service
- You text us. Done by the next working day
- You never have to learn a system
$29/mo
+GST
Just hosting
- Hosting, SSL and your domain managed
- Daily backups
- Security and uptime monitoring
- Changes quoted as they come up
- No lock-in contract. Ever. Cancel any month.
- Your domain stays in your name. Not ours. Yours the whole way through.
- Want to leave entirely? $150 and we hand the files to whoever you like. We’re not going to hold your website hostage.
Is this for you?
Being straight about it now saves us both a phone call.
Yes, if
- You run a real business and you need a site that makes the phone ring
- You have no site, or one you’re embarrassed to send people to
- You want it done for you, not a login and a weekend of your life
- Five pages or fewer covers what you do
- You can spare fifteen minutes on a call this week
No, if
- You need an online store, payments, logins, or booking with money attached. Real projects, quoted separately from $3,000
- You want an existing complicated site migrated across. We build new
- You want to edit it yourself daily. Squarespace will serve you better and we’ll say so
- You’re expecting to rank number one on Google. We set the site up properly for search; ranking is a longer job
- You need four people to approve every decision
Last step
Tell us where to call.
Five quick ones. Dylan calls you back, usually the same day. No sales sequence, no eight-email nurture.
- One page$999 +GST · live in 48h
- Up to 5 pages$1,495 +GST · live in 5 days
- If you don’t like itFull refund, no hard feelings
- Slots2 builds a week
Dylan.
He does the call and he does the build.
Got it.
There’s an email from Dylan on its way. He’ll call you back shortly.